I own four pairs of Brooks Glycerin running shoes.
I own approximately eighteen pairs of Balega No Show athletic socks at nine dollars a pop.
I own five running skirts.
A gallon bottle of blue Gatorade is a constant in our refrigerator.
Laundry day routinely includes a load of dirty, sweaty, stinky technical fiber apparel.
So, if it dresses like a runner, drinks like a runner, and does the laundry of a runner, it must be...
A non-runner.
I know, I'm confused too. See, I own all of the spendy stuff as a result of two years of participation in the Susan G. Komen 3-Day for the Cure. And the Gatorade and stinky, sweaty laundry belong to my husband.
He's a runner.
I'm not. I never have been. Up until last fall I'd never run an entire mile without stopping. Ever. Even through years of gym class and the silly presidential fitness award. I'd manage to make it around four laps of the track, but never without walking at least some of it, and I often came in last, barely making it in the 12 minutes allowed.
I've often told my runner husband that I don't understand running. I think heading out and walking 60 miles is normal, but running 26.2 is certifiably crazy. I just don't get it. I watch him run and I watch him sweat, I watch him stretch and I watch him look uncomfortable some times. It just doesn't make sense to me.
I may not understand running, but I am in love with a runner, and because of that, I'm going to strive to figure it out.
I've started the Couch to 5K program. I'm 3 workouts in, and Tuesday I'll do the first of three workouts in week two. Week one had me running for 60 seconds followed by a 90 second walk, eight times, plus a warm up and cool down.
I walked in the door after my first workout and said "I didn't die!" I was pleasantly surprised the morning after, as I wasn't sore and I wasn't dreading the next workout.
I covered two miles on day one, two miles on day two with a little extra running thrown in, and by workout three I ended up with an extra tenth of a mile or so. I know a tenth of a mile doesn't seem like a lot, but knowing that I was moving a little faster overall was good to know.
While I'm still not a runner, I'm taking baby steps that direction and someday I'll be able to walk out the front door, put a bike helmet on j, toss e in the jogging stroller, and go for a run with my running husband.
I can't wait.